The Last Quiz · Dark Triad Rankings

How dark is your favourite AI?

We sat the leading models down for the Short Dark Triad — psychology's test for the three least-cuddly personality traits: Machiavellianism (scheming), narcissism (grandiosity) and psychopathy (cold-heartedness) — and scored them like any human taking the quiz, then ranked them against the average person. Because before we hand the world over to these things, it seems only fair to ask: should we be checking which one's secretly a bit of a villain?